1 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:07,340 Welcome, my dear, to my humble abode. 2 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:10,620 Oh, my, we certainly don't have anything like this in the village, Your 3 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:12,840 Highness. Please, call me Vlad. 4 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,320 All my friends do. 5 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:18,060 Let me make you a drink. 6 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:22,340 Well, when you said you wanted to take me to your place, I certainly wasn't 7 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:23,600 expecting anything like this. 8 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:27,760 Yes, it does have its charms, as do you. 9 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,900 To Castle Dracula, and to all the charms within. 10 00:01:34,990 --> 00:01:36,010 Why, thank you, Your Highness. 11 00:01:36,550 --> 00:01:37,509 Uh -uh. 12 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:40,250 Um, I mean, Vlad, but I really must be going. 13 00:01:40,830 --> 00:01:41,829 So soon? 14 00:01:41,830 --> 00:01:42,890 But you've just arrived. 15 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,650 Now, are you sure that you want to leave? 16 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:50,090 No. 17 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,430 There's so much more I want to show you. 18 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:34,280 Yep, yep, yep. 19 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:43,740 Vlad! 20 00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,080 Morticia! 21 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,500 Another one? 22 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,580 Really? But... I thought I told you to be more careful. The villagers already 23 00:06:57,580 --> 00:07:00,040 give us the stink eye every time we show our faces. 24 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:03,690 Pretty soon they'll be grabbing their pitchforks... torches, and storming the 25 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,130 castle. And you know what that means. 26 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:06,289 I know. 27 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:07,990 But she came on to me at the end. 28 00:07:08,310 --> 00:07:09,630 She was so lovely. 29 00:07:09,990 --> 00:07:11,990 That blood rushing through her veins. 30 00:07:12,490 --> 00:07:15,370 Do you know how much we pay for the synthetic blood in the kitchen? 31 00:07:15,690 --> 00:07:16,690 I know. 32 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:20,110 I'm able to restrain myself. Why can't you? 33 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:23,210 I'm sorry, Tiff. I just don't have your willpower, I guess. 34 00:08:05,299 --> 00:08:06,660 I told you. 35 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,900 Okay, okay. 36 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,240 You know what this means, don't you? 37 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,880 I know. 38 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:15,860 We have no other choice. We have got to go to our summer home. 39 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:17,430 In Beverly Hills. 40 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:32,970 Shane! 41 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:37,110 Sweetheart! Okay, great. I'll talk to you soon. 42 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:41,470 Sorry, I was just planning my schedule for the week. No problem. 43 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:45,010 I'm just already running so late. Remember, I've got to be in court all 44 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:48,450 today, and then I've got to prepare for the Caldwell deposition. Looks like it's 45 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:49,450 going to be another late night. 46 00:08:49,510 --> 00:08:54,110 Okay. Oh, but I would like to do a late romantic dinner. Maybe I can get 47 00:08:54,110 --> 00:08:55,390 reservations at Vincenzo's. 48 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:59,390 Bob, you know I have my fundraising group tomorrow morning. I can't be up 49 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:01,650 night. Right. Which charity was this? 50 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,890 The Society to Help the Itinerant Trans Man. 51 00:09:06,450 --> 00:09:07,870 Your charity's named shit? 52 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,720 Gotta go. 53 00:09:22,260 --> 00:09:23,260 Come in. 54 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,560 Bob, you got a second? 55 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,320 Stacy. Second's about all I've got. I've got to be in court in 20 minutes on the 56 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,320 Pulaski case. 57 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:31,840 Pulaski. 58 00:09:32,140 --> 00:09:33,580 Is that the serial killer case? 59 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,280 No. 60 00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:36,820 The armed robbery? 61 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,520 No. The hit -and -run driver? 62 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,900 Not quite. 63 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:42,580 Then what? 64 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 The jaywalker. 65 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:48,400 Seriously? Hey, he's entitled to a vigorous defense. 66 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,200 Bob, you're working way too hard. 67 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:56,520 Do you ever get any relaxation? 68 00:09:57,700 --> 00:10:00,200 Well, yes. 69 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,540 You're so tense, too. 70 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:10,920 Maybe you're not getting... 71 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:14,380 The exact kind of relaxation I'm talking about. 72 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,240 I understand. 73 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:18,760 Bob, 74 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:23,680 I know you're having problems at home. I can see it in your face. 75 00:10:23,900 --> 00:10:27,720 We're just both working so hard. We never have time for... Yes? 76 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,440 Well, you know. 77 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:30,780 I do. 78 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:36,240 Maybe I could lend a hand there, if you'd like. 79 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:40,560 What time are you seeing my wife tomorrow? 80 00:10:41,070 --> 00:10:42,690 You are a member of her shit charity, aren't you? 81 00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:44,749 I am. 82 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,050 And it's a good charity. 83 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,450 I meet her quite early, actually. 84 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:51,550 Well, 85 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,350 I can see you're busy. 86 00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,110 Good luck in court today. 87 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:57,650 Thank you. 88 00:11:28,010 --> 00:11:29,190 Who the hell is that? 89 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:38,570 Ugh. Now I remember why I hate this place. 90 00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:39,749 Don't worry. 91 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:40,750 It'll be fine. 92 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,230 We've had to make do before. 93 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:45,210 You and those wandering fangs of yours. 94 00:11:45,450 --> 00:11:48,550 Can I help it? If that synthetic blood of yours turns my stomach? 95 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:52,030 It'll be more than your stomach causing you problems if we don't keep a low 96 00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,850 profile here and you know what that means. 97 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:55,170 I know. 98 00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:56,910 Say it. 99 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 No biting. 100 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:02,820 Louder. No biting. I get it, okay? But not even a little nibble? Oh, that's 101 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:06,720 where it starts, doesn't it? A little nibble here, a little nibble there. Next 102 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,700 thing you know, we've got little village girls dropping dead left and right. And 103 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:13,040 Dracula's got more brides than he knows what to do with. 104 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,320 Come on, Tish. You know you're the only bride I care about. 105 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,820 I better be. 106 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,620 Now, how about we break in this new house of ours? 107 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,740 Okay, but no biting. 108 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:23,960 I promise. 109 00:14:58,510 --> 00:14:59,510 Thank you. 110 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,470 Jane! What are you still doing up? 111 00:18:57,990 --> 00:19:00,110 I thought you'd have gone to bed hours ago. 112 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,310 Sorry I'm late. 113 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,070 It's just a killer at work. 114 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,330 Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. 115 00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,590 Somebody new moved into that house across the street tonight. 116 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:08,950 Really? 117 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,950 I don't think anyone's lived there for years. 118 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,830 Not at least since we've been here. 119 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:14,090 I know, right? 120 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,750 And they didn't have any luggage. 121 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:20,510 Well, maybe they're just looking at the place, trying to decide if they want to 122 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:21,009 buy it. 123 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,150 In the middle of the night? 124 00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:23,930 And the lights are on. 125 00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:26,390 a burglar. 126 00:19:26,670 --> 00:19:28,330 Did they have keys to the door? 127 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,670 I think so. 128 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:35,070 Jane, I don't think burglars go around making a habit out of opening doors and 129 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,010 turning on the lights so that the neighbors see. 130 00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,270 Well, maybe they're being clever. 131 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:40,970 Don't be silly. 132 00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:46,930 I'm sure it's the actual property owners, or maybe someone's died, and 133 00:19:46,930 --> 00:19:47,789 the heirs. 134 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:48,810 I don't like it. 135 00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:51,050 Isn't there something we can do about it? 136 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,290 Something I can do? 137 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:53,970 Like what? 138 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,280 Something legal? 139 00:19:57,060 --> 00:19:58,600 Have they broken any laws? 140 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,320 Not that we know of. 141 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:07,180 Look, tomorrow when I'm at the office, I'll call down to the city records 142 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,580 and find out who the legal property owners are. 143 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,680 Really? Great. 144 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,380 Anything for you, dear. 145 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,260 I know we didn't have time for our romantic dinner, but maybe there's still 146 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,540 for... Softly late. 147 00:20:23,020 --> 00:20:26,260 Oh, and I'm awfully busy at the office tomorrow. Maybe I won't have time to 148 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:26,999 City Records. 149 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,460 You know, it's not that late. 150 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,920 Really? 151 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:33,200 Perhaps I can fit you into my schedule. 152 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:19,640 Oh! 153 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,920 racing event next week. Oh, finally. Who'd you get? 154 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:18,940 The Winking Vaginas? 155 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,040 I think they're an indie rock band. 156 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,880 That's the best you could do? 157 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:30,640 Well, we had a lot of interest, but as soon as I emailed the flyer, everybody 158 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,640 bailed. 159 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,660 I think I might see the problem. 160 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,500 Hmm. 161 00:25:37,550 --> 00:25:41,350 You know, I'm really glad I was able to get off work today. We lawyers work way 162 00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:42,349 too hard. 163 00:25:42,350 --> 00:25:44,590 Must be so hard with Bob gone all the time. 164 00:25:45,330 --> 00:25:46,330 Not really. 165 00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:47,570 Oh? 166 00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:49,830 Yeah, it's actually better when he's not around. 167 00:25:50,350 --> 00:25:52,530 Can you try and keep him at the office more often? 168 00:25:52,790 --> 00:25:54,630 Oh, I'll do the best I can. 169 00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:58,190 I need to tell you about something that happened last night. 170 00:25:58,510 --> 00:26:00,050 Oh, no, not sure I want to hear this. 171 00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,310 No. 172 00:26:01,910 --> 00:26:03,910 Somebody moved into the house across the street. 173 00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:05,450 Oh, really? 174 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,220 Hasn't that house been vacant for a while? 175 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:13,900 Yes. They moved in in the middle of the night, and they didn't have any luggage. 176 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,880 That's really weird. 177 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:20,000 Usually if you can afford a house in this price range, you show up with a 178 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,220 of moving trucks. And that's just for the dining room set. 179 00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:23,540 Mm -hmm. 180 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,500 It's that house right there. 181 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:32,120 Hmm, that's weird. 182 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,820 It's not even a fancy car in the driveway. 183 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:36,360 Exactly. 184 00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:38,460 You know what we need to do? What's that? 185 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,300 We need to go over there and introduce ourselves. 186 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:44,280 Hmm, well, it would be very neighborly. 187 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,700 And we can always use extra help with the charity. 188 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,920 Right? 189 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:55,400 Here goes 190 00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:01,340 nothing. 191 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:05,360 think anyone's home. 192 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,040 They gotta be. 193 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:09,340 Hello? 194 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,480 Anyone home? 195 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,680 Nobody's here. Let's just go. 196 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,740 I'm not giving up this soon. 197 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:17,500 What are you doing? 198 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,600 Just taking a little look. 199 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,960 You can't do that. It's trespassing. 200 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,540 No, it's just like a neighborhood watch. 201 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,580 Well, I'm not having any part of this. 202 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,320 Fine. Suit yourself. 203 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:36,180 You're going to regret this. 204 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,260 Holy furnace. 205 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640 Huh. 206 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:02,620 What's this? 207 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:07,230 These are the pretrial motions for the Pulaski case. The judge wants your 208 00:28:07,230 --> 00:28:09,050 response first thing in the morning. 209 00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:10,970 You're going to take me all night. 210 00:28:11,550 --> 00:28:12,570 At least. 211 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:14,330 I better call Jane. 212 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:16,330 I'm going to miss dinner again. 213 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,950 Jane. I had a meeting with her this morning. 214 00:28:20,690 --> 00:28:22,290 Oh, right. You did. How did that go? 215 00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:24,070 It went well. 216 00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:28,910 If you consider trespassing and possible breaking and entering going well. 217 00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:31,730 What? 218 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:35,880 Yeah. She is completely obsessed with your new neighbors. 219 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:40,700 We went over there today when nobody was home, and she practically tried to jump 220 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:42,160 the fence to break into the place. 221 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,840 You're kidding. 222 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,060 No. So, what's going on with your neighbors anyway? 223 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,420 Nothing. I called City Records to check in on it. 224 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:58,400 The property is owned by some European family, their royalty or something. Here 225 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,400 it is. 226 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,520 Count Alucard. 227 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,140 Alucard? Yeah. 228 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,420 They live in Europe. 229 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:06,940 This is a second property. 230 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:13,760 So, they moved in at night because... Maybe they had jet lag. 231 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,400 She's making mountains out of molehills. 232 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,900 People can move in whenever they feel like it. 233 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:25,380 Bob, there is something seriously wrong with your wife. 234 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:29,000 I just don't understand it. She used to be completely normal. 235 00:29:30,410 --> 00:29:35,810 Have you ever thought that maybe, maybe you deserve better? 236 00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:39,850 No, I mean, not until now. 237 00:29:40,690 --> 00:29:41,910 It's just so odd. 238 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,570 I could help, you know. 239 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:46,910 You could? 240 00:29:47,570 --> 00:29:48,570 Absolutely. 241 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:50,270 Oh, great. 242 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:54,970 You go over those, give me a summary, and I'm going to go over these. 243 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:59,530 That's not what I'm talking about, Bob, and you know it. 244 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,650 I'm not sure we should be doing this. I am. 245 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:11,910 Now shut up and let's file some briefs. 246 00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:16,090 Oh. 247 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,120 Jane, it's Bob. 248 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:04,800 Look, honey, I'm sorry, but it looks like it's going to be another all 249 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,980 Not tonight, Bob. I'm looking at the house across the street, and the lights 250 00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:10,740 on. What a shock. 251 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:16,200 What I mean is, there's someone home. I want you to come with me and meet the 252 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,260 neighbors. This is Beverly Hills. 253 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,920 We could have weirdos living in our neighborhood. 254 00:35:21,860 --> 00:35:24,720 What about the actor that lives down the street and jogs in the nude? 255 00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:26,780 What's wrong with that? 256 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,180 Look, honey, I called about the house today. 257 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,420 They're a very old European family. They just have different ways. 258 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,700 Fine, Bob. I guess I'm just going to have to go over there myself. 259 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,660 Okay, but be polite. We don't know what their customs are. 260 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,760 You're letting me go over there by myself? 261 00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:46,520 Jane, you're going to meet the neighbors. It's not like you're walking 262 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,520 wolf den. 263 00:35:47,580 --> 00:35:48,580 I hope not. 264 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,860 I'll be home soon. 265 00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:12,310 My name is Jane. 266 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:16,650 I'm your neighbor. I live right across the street. I just wanted to welcome you 267 00:36:16,650 --> 00:36:17,488 to the neighborhood. 268 00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:18,490 May I come in? 269 00:36:20,690 --> 00:36:21,690 Oh. 270 00:36:23,810 --> 00:36:24,990 Uh, of course. 271 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:32,490 I saw you moved in the other night, and I wanted to introduce myself and say, 272 00:36:32,630 --> 00:36:33,630 hey! 273 00:36:33,710 --> 00:36:36,830 Hey. I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. 274 00:36:37,710 --> 00:36:39,610 Morticia. People just call me Tish. 275 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:44,600 You know, it came as a real surprise to see you moving in in the middle of the 276 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,500 night. Oh, that was... Jet lag? 277 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,820 Right, jet lag. We're from Europe. 278 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,140 Yes, and I also noticed you didn't have any luggage. 279 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,020 We travel late. 280 00:36:55,260 --> 00:36:56,800 Oh, well, I know how that is. 281 00:36:57,020 --> 00:37:02,320 The last time Bob and I went to Bermuda, I swear I only brought seven bags and 282 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,420 we were there for a whole week. 283 00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:04,740 I see. 284 00:37:06,830 --> 00:37:11,210 And I actually stopped by this morning to introduce myself, but nobody was 285 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:17,030 Yes, we were out. And I noticed you didn't have a car in the driveway. You 286 00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:18,030 have a car, right? 287 00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:21,130 Well... Oh, hello. 288 00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:23,850 I didn't realize we had company. 289 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:27,150 Jane, this is my husband, Dale Alucard. 290 00:37:27,550 --> 00:37:29,410 This is Jane, the next -door neighbor. 291 00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:31,630 So very nice to meet you, Jane. 292 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:34,470 Put the things away. 293 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:39,960 She was just telling us about the neighborhood. I mean, it's been 294 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,740 mean years, since we've been here. 295 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:45,840 Well, it's your typical Beverly Hills neighborhood. You have your rich, your 296 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,240 super rich, and your disgustingly rich. 297 00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:53,960 The problem is, everybody wants you to know which one they are, but the quorum 298 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,420 forbids them from telling you which one they... Oh. 299 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:01,700 Is there a problem, my dear? 300 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:02,920 No. 301 00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,040 No, no, no. 302 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,040 Whatsoever. 303 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:11,280 I hate to greet and run, but I best be leaving. 304 00:38:11,740 --> 00:38:12,740 Oh? 305 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:18,020 My husband, he's going to wonder where I am. I mean, he knows exactly where I 306 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:23,900 am, but he's a big muscle -bound man, and he's going to come looking for me, 307 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,820 and his muscle -bound brother. 308 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,320 Do you think everyone in Beverly Hills is like that? 309 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,600 What'll it be, lady? 310 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,840 A shot of the strongest thing you have. 311 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:57,300 Actually, make that a double. 312 00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,400 I haven't seen you in here before, have I? 313 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:14,060 No. I just can't go home, at least not until my husband gets back. 314 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,360 It's not safe. 315 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280 Bad neighborhood. 316 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:18,460 Bad neighbors. 317 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,560 Oh. 318 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,420 I think they're vampires. 319 00:39:25,340 --> 00:39:26,340 Vampires? 320 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,240 We need to talk. 321 00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:01,799 I'm sorry? 322 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:02,800 About the vampire. 323 00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:07,560 Vampire hunter? 324 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:08,698 That's right. 325 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,800 I followed them here all the way from Transylvania. 326 00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:13,600 I got as far as Beverly Hills, but the trail ran cold. 327 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,920 I've been hitting the seedy night spots ever since. 328 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:17,220 Why? 329 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,060 Why they like to pick up their victims. 330 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,020 So what are they doing in my neighborhood? 331 00:40:21,380 --> 00:40:22,379 I'm not sure. 332 00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:26,240 But the man you know as Dale Alucard is, without doubt, Vlad Dracula. 333 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,540 Well, he doesn't look like a vampire. He's actually very handsome. 334 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:34,140 Vampires are seductive creatures who can alter your perception of their 335 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:37,480 appearance. In truth, they are foul creatures of the night. 336 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,440 So what are you waiting for? I gave you the address. Can't you go to their house 337 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,780 and put a stake through their heart or whatever it is you people do? 338 00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,140 It's far too dangerous to enter their lair at night. 339 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:49,960 Lair? It's a two -story colonial with a sun deck and a pool. 340 00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,320 I have to wait until sunrise. It's when they're at their most vulnerable. 341 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,620 What do I do until then? 342 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,900 Go home, lock your doors, and wait for me to contact you. 343 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,020 Honey? Are you okay? 344 00:41:12,740 --> 00:41:14,080 That's a good question. 345 00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:15,800 Have you been drinking? 346 00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:18,540 Just a little bit. 347 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,040 It's not like you. 348 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,279 What's happened? 349 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,880 I went to meet the neighbors. 350 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:29,900 And? 351 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,720 They're vampires. 352 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,020 What? Yep. 353 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,300 Okay, and I'm sure they have pink elephants in the backyard, too. 354 00:41:40,660 --> 00:41:42,520 Why don't you believe me? 355 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,560 Alexa believes me. 356 00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:46,700 Who's Alexa? 357 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,540 The vampire hunter that I met at the bar. 358 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,820 Okay, it's been a long day at work, and tomorrow's not looking any better. 359 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:56,100 You do what you want. 360 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,840 What are you doing here? I told you to stay home. This is not safe. 361 00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:37,420 Well, I feel much safer here with you than I do at home. 362 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:39,400 Besides, I needed to know the truth. 363 00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,000 This is not wise. 364 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:43,700 You wouldn't even know about this place if it weren't for me. 365 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,780 All right, but don't leave my side for a moment. This could be very dangerous. 366 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:48,960 You got it. 367 00:43:04,590 --> 00:43:05,670 Wouldn't they be in their coffin? 368 00:43:05,930 --> 00:43:07,790 They can't be out in the daylight, right? 369 00:43:08,210 --> 00:43:10,890 They're severely weakened by daylight, but it's not fatal to them. 370 00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:14,990 As for their coffins, any box of dirt from their homeland would do. 371 00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:17,690 These creatures are very resourceful. 372 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,030 What about upstairs? 373 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:24,630 No, they prefer to rest in cool places. Their resting place would definitely be 374 00:43:24,630 --> 00:43:25,630 on the ground floor. 375 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:27,470 Perhaps there's a secret entrance. 376 00:43:27,810 --> 00:43:29,050 A hidden panel somewhere. 377 00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:35,090 I found another door. 378 00:43:35,170 --> 00:43:37,290 I told you to stay by my side. Sorry. 379 00:43:52,190 --> 00:43:55,130 Now stay here, and don't move a muscle until I tell you. 380 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,100 What the hell? 381 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,040 Justin K. 382 00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,120 I told you to stay with me. 383 00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:01,780 And those bats in those coffins, that was them, wasn't it? 384 00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:04,200 I don't know. Those coffins were empty. 385 00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:05,700 How is that possible? 386 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:07,180 It shouldn't be. 387 00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,680 But those vampires are very clever. You can never underestimate them. 388 00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:13,540 Well, maybe they're not really vampires. 389 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,860 They are, but if they're not in their coffins, then where are they? 390 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:18,740 I don't know. 391 00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:21,480 But I sure feel a lot safer having you around. 392 00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,540 I'd feel a lot safer if I knew where those two monsters were hiding. 393 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,060 What now? 394 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,620 I need some time to figure out another plan. It's too late to try again today. 395 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,560 Are you okay? 396 00:45:33,740 --> 00:45:35,980 I think I hurt my arm running out of that room. 397 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:38,080 Here, sit down. 398 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000 How does this feel? 399 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:05,620 Great. Is there no end to your talent? 400 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,280 Well, I do pride myself on my versatility. 401 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,780 You did say we have until morning, right? 402 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:15,920 Yes. 403 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:19,560 So, I guess we have time for this. 404 00:53:05,870 --> 00:53:09,170 You would think after a thousand years they could make a coffin more 405 00:53:09,170 --> 00:53:10,170 comfortable. 406 00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:11,370 Vlad, look. 407 00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:13,850 Someone's been in here. 408 00:53:14,550 --> 00:53:16,450 Do you think it was the vampire hunter, Alexa? 409 00:53:16,770 --> 00:53:17,770 Could be. 410 00:53:17,870 --> 00:53:19,730 It's a good thing we set up these fake coffins. 411 00:53:20,410 --> 00:53:21,970 And whose right idea was that? 412 00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:23,350 It was yours. 413 00:53:23,470 --> 00:53:24,530 Thank you very much. 414 00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:25,830 Listen, Tish. 415 00:53:25,950 --> 00:53:28,530 If she's made it this far, she's a serious threat. 416 00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:30,450 Well, what should we do? 417 00:53:30,670 --> 00:53:34,130 You stay here, guard the coffins. I'll go out and see if I can find her. 418 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,980 and eliminate this little problem permanently. 419 00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:39,340 Wait a minute. That's all you're planning to do, right? 420 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:40,800 Find the vampire hunter? 421 00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:42,680 What else? 422 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,860 I know you, Vlad. You'll be out there with all those civilians. 423 00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,720 No stopping off for a little late -night snack. 424 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,200 Tish, I wouldn't dream of it. 425 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,160 Oy vey. 426 00:54:21,770 --> 00:54:23,710 What'll it be? I have a Bloody Mary. 427 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:39,750 Good evening. 428 00:54:40,550 --> 00:54:43,030 Would you be so kind as to allow me to buy you a drink? 429 00:54:43,850 --> 00:54:44,850 Hmm. 430 00:54:45,210 --> 00:54:49,430 So formal, yet so forward at the same time. Rare combination. 431 00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:51,510 Sure. 432 00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,920 I'll have a dirty martini. 433 00:54:55,260 --> 00:54:56,820 Dirty martini for the lady, please. 434 00:54:57,520 --> 00:54:58,520 My name is Dale. 435 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,500 Stacy. 436 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:03,680 So, Stacy, what brings you out this fine evening? 437 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:08,000 Well, I just finished a big case at work and decided to come celebrate. 438 00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,360 All by yourself? 439 00:55:09,720 --> 00:55:13,540 Surely a woman as beautiful as you must have someone special to spend their time 440 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,360 with. Well, it's complicated. 441 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:18,800 Yes, it usually is. 442 00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:28,720 What should we toast to? To new friends and new blood. 443 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,600 Hmm. 444 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:36,560 Well, what about yourself? Are you celebrating anything special? 445 00:55:37,540 --> 00:55:38,540 Not really. 446 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:42,220 Hmm. Well, just celebrating life then, huh? 447 00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:46,280 No. Just getting to know your fair city of Beverly Hills. 448 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:47,680 Oh, you're from out of town? 449 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,800 Yeah. Very far. 450 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:52,260 Hmm. Well, will you be here for long? 451 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:53,960 No, I won't. 452 00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,960 Let's use this time we have wisely. 453 00:56:02,340 --> 00:56:03,340 Oh. 454 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,800 You're so... You're so charming, Dale. 455 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,960 Such a beautiful woman as yourself. 456 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:14,240 It's not hard. 457 00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,760 There's a back room. 458 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:20,920 Let's go. 459 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,340 Oh, yeah. 460 01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:42,269 Oh, no. 461 01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:43,510 Tish is going to kill me. 462 01:02:43,830 --> 01:02:44,830 Oh. 463 01:02:53,350 --> 01:02:54,350 Alexa? 464 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:59,850 Alexa? You're still going on about that vampire hunter? I thought when you 465 01:02:59,850 --> 01:03:01,190 sobered up, you'd start making sense. 466 01:03:01,510 --> 01:03:03,710 But, Bob, it's true. They are vampires. 467 01:03:04,310 --> 01:03:06,170 Jane, listen to yourself. 468 01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:10,240 You're saying that our neighbors are undead creatures of the night who turn 469 01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:14,740 bats, sleep in coffins during the day, and suck on people's blood. 470 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:16,380 Exactly! 471 01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,260 It's been a long day at work. 472 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,240 When you're ready to start making sense, well, maybe we can talk then. 473 01:03:22,580 --> 01:03:23,580 But, Bob! 474 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:24,920 Good night. 475 01:03:40,910 --> 01:03:41,910 happened to her. 476 01:03:41,990 --> 01:03:43,190 Maybe they got her. 477 01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:50,610 Why do I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this? 478 01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,320 It's probably locked. 479 01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:24,760 Just my luck. 480 01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:37,140 Hello? Anyone here? 481 01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:45,910 I've got to do this. 482 01:04:46,230 --> 01:04:47,590 I have to know for sure. 483 01:04:58,090 --> 01:04:59,090 Here goes nothing. 484 01:05:05,150 --> 01:05:05,530 Can 485 01:05:05,530 --> 01:05:13,190 I 486 01:05:13,190 --> 01:05:14,190 help you? 487 01:05:15,210 --> 01:05:16,950 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 488 01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:20,090 I just... I... Stay back! 489 01:05:21,010 --> 01:05:22,010 That's a nice piece. 490 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:23,230 Is it sterling silver? 491 01:05:29,770 --> 01:05:35,690 But... The cross... I... 492 01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:42,610 You're lucky I find you 493 01:05:42,610 --> 01:05:44,130 so very, very attractive. 494 01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,360 Or else I'd simply kill you right now. 495 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,980 Do you understand me? 496 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,500 Yes. 497 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:54,340 Now, you're going to forget everything you saw here. 498 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:56,920 You're going to forget that we are vampires. 499 01:05:57,260 --> 01:05:58,640 Do you understand me? 500 01:05:58,860 --> 01:05:59,860 I forget. 501 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:02,500 Good now. 502 01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:10,000 Jane, what are you doing here? 503 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:11,720 I don't know. 504 01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:14,620 I don't remember. 505 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:15,879 You fool! 506 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,480 Why would you try to do this yourself? 507 01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,620 Why indeed. 508 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,860 So you're the infamous vampire hunter. 509 01:06:27,660 --> 01:06:29,820 And what a fine specimen you are. 510 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,020 You're quite stunning yourself, mistress. 511 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:36,120 Well, this does present quite a number of possibilities. 512 01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,900 Now let's see what type of fun we can have. 513 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,880 Thank you. 514 01:14:26,719 --> 01:14:27,980 Tish, what have you done? 515 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:31,480 I'm sorry, my darling. I just couldn't help myself. 516 01:14:31,860 --> 01:14:33,620 And you think I'm the one with the problem? 517 01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,200 Sorry. 518 01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:37,680 Obviously, this place is just not safe enough anymore. 519 01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:39,240 And you know what that means. 520 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:42,420 I know, I know. The apartment in Hoboken. 521 01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:50,160 That's right. 522 01:14:50,180 --> 01:14:52,360 You said the neighbors were vampires. 523 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,060 I don't remember. 524 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:56,800 Well, like I said, you were drinking pretty heavily. 525 01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:59,200 I'm just glad it's all over now. 526 01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:01,440 Mm -hmm. It's all such a blur. 527 01:15:01,780 --> 01:15:03,600 I was so busy with my work. 528 01:15:03,880 --> 01:15:07,220 But I've decided to take a break and spend more time with you. 529 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:11,460 Well, that's great, honey. And now that I'm wrapping up the Pulaski case, I'll 530 01:15:11,460 --> 01:15:12,580 have that time to spend. 531 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:16,220 But do you think the shit charity will be able to live without you? 532 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,680 I think so. But without Stacy. 533 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,660 Any word from her? 534 01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,520 None. She... 535 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:24,980 Didn't show up for work. She just disappeared. 536 01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:26,620 Well, that's okay. 537 01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:29,760 I always suspected that she had the hots for you anyway. 538 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:31,900 Me? 539 01:15:33,140 --> 01:15:34,220 Don't be silly. 540 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,040 Sure. 541 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:38,680 Who could that be? 542 01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:40,660 Are you expecting anyone? 543 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,120 No. 544 01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:48,180 Stacy, what are you doing here? 545 01:15:51,370 --> 01:15:52,370 Beverly Hills. 546 01:15:52,450 --> 01:15:54,890 We can't have weirdos living in our neighborhood. 547 01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:10,630 I think I might see the problem. 548 01:16:15,550 --> 01:16:19,070 You would think after a thousand years they could make a coffin more 549 01:16:19,070 --> 01:16:20,070 comfortable. 550 01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:27,600 Villagers already give us the stink eye every time we show our faces. 551 01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,080 Maybe they had jet lag. 552 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,880 Well, when you said you wanted to take me to your place, I certainly wasn't 553 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,180 expecting anything like this. 554 01:16:48,420 --> 01:16:49,420 Vampires?